Yay!!! Guantanamo

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama_guantanamo

President Obama is so worried that the prisoners at Guantanamo aren't getting trials. First of all he isn't wrong, most of these people should have had trials by now, but because we decided that they didn't need them under Bush we have to play catch up. But Obama is worried for the wrong reasons. He's worried because he wants to close Guantanamo, which is quite frankly retarded, for lack of a better word. Sure give them a trial and see if they are guilty, but keep the facility, the prison isn't committing war crimes, we are. So don't close it and beg other countries to take in the criminals, leave it open and make it legal. It shouldn't be that hard of a concept, just because you are in Guantanamo doesn't mean you have to torture, just like you don't have to speak English if you live in the United States of America (at least not until the bigots complain enough and we get an official language.) So basically give the prisoners their trials but don't close it. And if we do I propose copying Russia and constructing a prison in northern Alaska, they can use the money the Fed gave them for the bridge to nowhere and we can call it our Gulag, and if anyone questions it, we'll kill them just like Russia. I love how whenever I hate our government I can just look and see how messed up everyone else is, but they can get away with it. Which is why there is no government like no government.